The Open Access Movement of Aaron Swartz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hacker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.257 billion Aaron Swartzians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaron Swartzian economy, worth a remarkable 6,157 trillion Internet Activists a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,769 Internet Activists, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,013,867 per year while the poor average 76,893, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaron Swartz's national animal is the Computer Program, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Aaron Swartz is ranked 284,032^nd in the world and 278^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 5.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.