The Federation of A Well Respected Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.486 billion Well Respected Manians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Well Respected Man City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Well Respected Manian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion British pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,082 British pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,915 per year while the poor average 13,300, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the government spends millions of British pounds every year prosecuting spammers, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime is moderate. A Well Respected Man's national animal is the peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A Well Respected Man is ranked 50,964^th in the world and 5^th in Gatesville Inc for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,041.95 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.