The Community of A Teaspoon is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.657 billion Teaspoonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.0%.

The Teaspoonian economy, worth 230 trillion teaspoons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,831 teaspoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Teaspoon's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Teaspoon is ranked 101,896^th in the world and 4^th in The Adelphine Commonwealth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.