The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry You is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glitterhoof with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.327 billion thicc friends enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baskin-Robbins. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The basically magical economy, worth 305 trillion red blood cells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,747 red blood cells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has the power to seize property at will, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry You's national animal is the Big Boyo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Celestia.

A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry You is ranked 288,157^th in the world and 23^rd in Primitiveness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35 law-abiding acts per hour.