
| Population | 2.128 billion |
| Capital | Hell |
| Leader | Satan |
| Faith | Satanism |
| Currency | fire |
| Animal | Beelzebub |
The Dance Now of A Deal With The Devil is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.128 billion demons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant demonic economy, worth 7.43 trillion fires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,493 fires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
90% of active duty ADWTDAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and the door-to-door insurance sales industry has been boxed into a corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Deal With The Devil's national animal is the Beelzebub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.
A Deal With The Devil is ranked 233,364th in the world and 10th in Astoria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 160.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A Deal With The Devil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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A Deal With The Devil, the door-to-door insurance sales industry has been boxed into a corner.
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A Deal With The Devil, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in
A Deal With The Devil, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in
A Deal With The Devil, 90% of active duty ADWTDAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
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A Deal With The Devil was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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A Deal With The Devil, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
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A Deal With The Devil, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire.
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A Deal With The Devil, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Following new legislation in
A Deal With The Devil, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.





















