A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls
Population | 23.682 billion |
Capital | El Salvador |
Leader | Alpha Hispanic Girl Zulma Barrientos |
Faith | Adorable Squeakyness |
Currency | Papaya |
Animal | Chupacabra |
The Adorableness of A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alpha Hispanic Girl Zulma Barrientos with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.682 billion puffy Hispanic girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Salvador. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girlsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,206 trillion Papayas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 219,833 Papayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, citizens are grown in vats, protestors are soaking piles of Papayas in blood to make a point about government incomes, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls's national animal is the Chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adorable Squeakyness.
A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls is ranked 2,948th in the world and 2nd in The Respected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 294.4 kickbacks per hour.
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- : A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls lodged a message on the The Respected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.