The Republic of 8 Uma is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, devout population of 1.948 billion 8 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong 8 Uman economy, worth 181 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 93,099 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 8 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

8 Uma is ranked 43,572^nd in the world and 231^st in Izern for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,846.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.