The Republic of 89th Scary Division is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 452 million 89th Scary Divisionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The 89th Scary Divisionian economy, worth 23.1 trillion Spaghettis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,130 Spaghettis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 89th Scary Division's national animal is the Mario, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

89th Scary Division is ranked 188,175^th in the world and 4,394^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.