The Republic of 7 Uma is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.967 billion 7 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Uman economy, worth 215 trillion banks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,420 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

7 Uma is ranked 297,354^th in the world and 675^th in Izern for Highest Drug Use, scoring 19.03 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.