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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,357thMost Devout: 4,081stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,446th
The Duds of
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Sir Dud Reginald Mustard-Smyth
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3of3

Population15.221 billion

CapitalDud4thville
LeaderSir Dud Reginald Mustard-Smyth
FaithTres de la Naryanism

CurrencyDudlira
AnimalDudunicorn

The Duds of 3of3 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Dud Reginald Mustard-Smyth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.221 billion 3of3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dud4thville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 3of3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Dudliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,346 Dudliras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 533,801 per year while the poor average 17,719, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, religious dissidents are heartless and cold-blooded, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3of3's national animal is the Dudunicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tres de la Naryanism.

3of3 is ranked 33,002nd in the world and 27th in The Dudlands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,550.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,357thMost Devout: 4,081stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,446thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,145thLargest Black Market: 7,622ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,992ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,504thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,242ndHighest Economic Output: 17,869thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,215thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,216thLargest Gambling Industry: 25,935thMost Efficient Economies: 28,969thLargest Populations: 29,377thMost Primitive: 29,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33,002nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 3of3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, religious dissidents are heartless and cold-blooded.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, foreigners are seen roaming the streets looking for bounties.
  • : 3of3 altered its national flag.
  • : 3of3 altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in 3of3, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.

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