The Incorporated States of 2197 is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 235 million two-thousand-one-hundred-ninety-sevenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The two-thousand-one-hundred-ninety-sevenian economy, worth 9.94 trillion cubes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,309 cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2197's national animal is the salt, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
2197 is ranked 162,819th in the world and 102nd in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 709.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
2197, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
- : Following new legislation in
2197, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
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2197 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in
2197, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in
2197, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
2197, land owners find the earth being pulled out from under them.
- : Following new legislation in
2197, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
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2197 lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
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2197 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
2197, if a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing.














