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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,620th
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Look at all those chickens
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Population14.74 billion

CapitalChicken Parmesan
LeaderDat Guy


The Maker of random comments of 0tis-t is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dat Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.74 billion 0tisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Parmesan. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 0tis-tian economy, worth a remarkable 1,829 trillion Oties a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,140 Oties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 0tis-t's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

0tis-t is ranked 228,905th in the world and 24th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Primitive, scoring -273.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,620thMost Stationary: 4,899thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,368thLargest Black Market: 5,921stMost Influential: 5,939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,412thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,440thMost Armed: 6,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,850thBest Weather: 7,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,929thHighest Economic Output: 9,297thMost Developed: 9,713thMost Cultured: 9,910thLargest Governments: 10,093rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,228thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,265thLowest Crime Rates: 13,445thHealthiest Citizens: 14,023rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,459thMost Secular: 15,276thLargest Populations: 17,008thSmartest Citizens: 17,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,356thHighest Average Incomes: 21,856th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Reedian, East Thule, and Greater New Indus.

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