The Matriarchy of 0908 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.741 billion 0908ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.
The very strong 0908ian economy, worth 97.6 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,080 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,445 per year while the poor average 12,183, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.
Annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", the tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest government policy passed by a close shave, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of 0908 City. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 0908's national animal is the porpoise.
0908 is ranked 90,747th in the world and 9th in The Card Void for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.55 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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0908's influence in The Card Void rose from "Handshaker" to "Ambassador".
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0908 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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0908 changed its national motto to "Here Comes the Card Cleanup Crew!".
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0908's influence in The Card Void rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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0908 changed its national motto to "HAXX0RED!".
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0908 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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0908 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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0908, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of 0908 City.
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0908's influence in The Card Void rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in
0908, the latest government policy passed by a close shave.




















