The United Kingdom of 00 0 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.167 billion 00 0ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong 00 0ian economy, worth 612 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,502 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,463 per year while the poor average 3,285, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 00 0's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

00 0 is ranked 114,747^th in the world and 1^st in 00 0 for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.