The Colony of -Two Time- is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 3.032 billion -Two Time-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Industry isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped -Two Time-ian economy, worth 95.2 trillion bro idks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,414 bro idks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Two Time-'s national animal is the Azure.

-Two Time- is ranked 179,451^st in the world and 80^th in Land of the free for Fattest Citizens, with 9.65 Obesity Rate.