The Allied States of -Shiny Eevee- is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 1.51 billion -Shiny Eevee-ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The -Shiny Eevee-ian economy, worth 87.9 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,193 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Shiny Eevee-'s national animal is the Eevee.

-Shiny Eevee- is ranked 288,978^th in the world and 16^th in Eevee for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.