The Loving Couple of -PrideMonth- is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Papa Titan with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.213 billion -PrideMonth-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Between Realms. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient -PrideMonth-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 127,557 snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 524,606 per year while the poor average 20,448, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, escalators are avoided at all costs, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -PrideMonth-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

-PrideMonth- is ranked 77,723^rd in the world and 61^st in Victory for Largest Populations, with 9.21 billion capita.