The Colony of -Playstation- is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.573 billion -Playstation-ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong -Playstation-ian economy, worth 85.9 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,589 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,329 per year while the poor average 11,768, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -Playstation-'s national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

-Playstation- is ranked 262,793^rd in the world and 28^th in Retrocomputers for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.