The Loving Couple of -One TruePairing is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Vitimir with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and feral children. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.108 billion -One TruePairingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potion Coven. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse -One TruePairingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,160 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the -One TruePairingian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -One TruePairing's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-One TruePairing is ranked 69,105^th in the world and 2^nd in Dream SMP for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,240.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.