The Hell Hound of -Loona- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Loona with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.542 billion Loonaians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poldarra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loonaian economy, worth 918 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 107,486 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,893 per year while the poor average 30,414, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, -Loona- is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the Loonaian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown. -Loona-'s national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

-Loona- is ranked 143,468^th in the world and 1^st in The Pinwheel Galaxy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 871.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.