The Valkyrie of -Hapi- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Hapi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.2 billion Hapians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timotheos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,695 golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Hapiian Desert, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime is totally unknown. -Hapi-'s national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Seiros.

-Hapi- is ranked 39,444^th in the world and 1^st in Cao Wei for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,266.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.