The Titan of -F4n4rt- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.133 billion -F4n4rt-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl House. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient -F4n4rt-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,267 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, a Puppets resting area Tourist Association survey has rated -F4n4rt- #1 for number twos, and international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -F4n4rt-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-F4n4rt- is ranked 305,860^th in the world and 4^th in Puppets resting area for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.