The Easter of -Bali is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by I Wayan Koster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.563 billion Balinese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DenPasar. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Balinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,351 trillion Rupiah Balis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 289,820 Rupiah Balis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Balinese news, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Bali's national animal is the Balinese Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindu Bali.

-Bali is ranked 905^th in the world and 3^rd in Council of Asia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 288,859.65 Standard Monetary Units.