The Sultanate of -0003-AAA is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 111 million -0003-AAAians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The strong -0003-AAAian economy, worth 4.61 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,491 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, interest in globalism never flags, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -0003-AAA's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-0003-AAA is ranked 245,049^th in the world and 1,179^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,670.54 Standard Monetary Units.