The Kingdom of Swag McWagon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yung Thug Mafacka with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.809 billion Swag McWagonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rad City Mafacka. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Swag McWagonian economy, worth 749 trillion McSwaggins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,835 McSwaggins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swag McWagon's national animal is the Swaggin Waggin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Swag McWagon is ranked 3,838^th in the world and 188^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 135.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.