The United Socialist States of Bananas are good ok is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Banana guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.374 billion Bananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banana city. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bananas are good okian economy, worth 219 trillion bananas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,941 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers, women are reassured that they're being oppressed for their own good, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananas are good ok's national animal is the banana man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eat bananas.

Bananas are good ok is ranked 255,613^th in the world and 9,118^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 15.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.