The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 44.61 billion Jefes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 14,038 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,696 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 2,913^th in the world and 130^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 140.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.