The Reino Arquipélago Nookie of Sayukun is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 637 million Nookie have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nookie economy, worth 46.9 trillion Libra de Nookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 73,661 Libra de Nookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Sayukun's national animal is the Tartaruga do Duque Nookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sayukun is ranked 25,002^nd in the world and 17^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,748.59 Standard Monetary Units.