The Kingdom of Ciffeer is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.563 billion Ciffeerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciffeer City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciffeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion Urhals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,874 Urhals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciffeer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ciffeer is ranked 292,454^th in the world and 11,191^st in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,606.99 Standard Monetary Units.