The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Snake Plisken with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.47 billion Axixitecos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 5,544 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 300,214 Axixican Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,207,475 per year while the poor average 49,952, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Axixic great again, and candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 10,702^nd in the world and 612^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.