The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.844 billion Aiganians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 17,048 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 535,365 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, art criticism in Aigania is scathingly destructive, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 145^th in the world and 6^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 763 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.