Fall of the First Zero Sovereignty...Glory to the Second Zero Sovereignty!
5th April 2024
On 2nd April 2024, the sudden disappearance of the Aui'takan authority (me being a dumbass) have caused the temporary disbandment (me losing the Executive power) of the original Zero government. As a part of the Zero contingency plan called the "Plan Ottoman", 5th April 2024 was scheduled for the disbandment of Zero and restoration of Aui'takan and the Monarch authority by temporarily displacing natives nations of Zero Sovereignty to the unfortunate hellish land of 0w0 Dominion. These natives are temporarily ordered to leave Zero on 3rd of April. Their departure to 0w0 are highly successful due to the supreme transportation plan of the Monarch. After emptying Zero, me and 0 Founder (who is an ungrateful idiot who don't deserve this amount of compassion) would lead a self-coup of Zero and disband the First Sovereignty altogether.
Zero native nations that are currently in 0w0 Dominion are allowed to return to their home as the operation of restoring the Monarch authority have been a success. All activity and form of hictories from the First Zero Sovereignty have been archived in a dispatch below, therefore nothing of value is lost. Life and governance in Zero will returns as normal within 3 days under my benevolence leadership as is the entire event never happens at all.
Governor and Officers of Zero who have their power literally ordained by Violet themselves for helping find a bug that apparently destroyes NS itself! Epic!
Zero (3/4/2024)
-Removed mentions of foreign nations to not annoy them of Zero internal affairs. Its a 1 user region afterall.
-Some message are filtered and will become a lost media, cool.
As for the curious diplomats, leaders and bystanders, I sadly have to declare that our lovely Embassy building that we have built together have mysteriously disappeared during the scuffle. Zero will rebuild its Embassies after the 54 hours ban have been lifted. If you desire a quicker Embassy reconstruction, you are free to request an Embassy with us.
For the unsavoury ones, Zero would gladly renew its ban list. Despite the disappearance of the First Zero Sovereignty, I still proudly declare that kakistocrat, fascism, nazism, extremism and those who are largely condemned by NationStates community have no place in Zero. This will be the stance of Zero diplomatic policy, forever.
With this, the Second Zero Sovereignty is declared in the place of the vanished First Zero Sovereignty. The Second Zero Sovereignty will be led by me as its Monarch and as my successor 0 Founder. Zero will return to normalcy after the 3 days period of vigorous restorative effort to rebuild the Sovereignty.
Hjer Kanaya.
Stat'Ona
Partially Not Canon | 2024 Interdimensional Year
For the first time in Kazuoxstater history, the grandeur of the Stat'Ona, a monumental structure deeply revered in Kazuoxstater culture, has been showcased on the interdimensional stage. The Wonder Event held by the incomprehensible interdimensional political organization named the "World Assembly" have inviting Kazuoxstaters to present their "utmost and grandest monument". The encounter between World Assembly officers and Kazuoxstaters began with a surreal scene, as suited men materialized seemingly out of thin air, prompting immediate apprehension from Statperzneist. A tense exchange ensued, with the suited men demanding to speak with All-Kazuoxstat's leadership before the situation was defused, and the strangers were eventually allowed an audience with Egatarisi Theriya I.
Initially met with skepticism by Kazuoxstater officials, the government later saw the event as an opportunity to elevate the prestigious standing of All-Kazuoxstat among interdimensional nations. Egatarisi Theriya I have granted WA green light for the "Wonder Event" to be held in All-Kazuoxstat and have chosen Stat'Ona as a target Wonder to be shown. She had signed the WA contract to temporarily allow the WA survey teams and interdimensional journalists to document and record the area around Stat'Ona throughout the event. Theriya I would give a short comment, "It would be great to show the worlds beyond our own some part of Kazuoxstater pride, history and heritage".
As the Wonder Event draws to a close, the interdimensional tourists, journalists, reporters and WA surveyors have left All-Kazuoxstat with all trace of their existence disappeared into thin air honoring the signed contract. WA surveyors have provided their final assessment of Stat'Ona to the interdimensional audience. However, upon receiving the official WA report posted by All-Kazuoxstat official government account on WeBirb, Kazuoxstaters are left bewildered, unsure whether to feel proud, angered, or embarrassed by the assessment. Theriya I would later reply to the message saying, "I'm equally confused as everyone here.".
World Assembly Picks: 67th
Most Impressive: 44th | 49,321 Jaw Dropped
Most Effort: 34th
Most Liked: 27th | 21 Swoons Induced
Most Inventive: 96th | 56 Innovations Made
Most Controversial: 25th | 242 Arguments Triggered
Most Talked About: 25th | 10,895 Listicle Appearances
Post self-deleted by Abolished Reality.
Formal 0w0 Integration Into the Second Zero Sovereignty
11/4/2024
On its foundation on 22/2/2023, on 0w0 WFE, the 0w0 Founder, one of many adminstrators of the Monarch, have put an option, urging anyone to telegram 0w0 Founder and claim the region of 0w0. This offer, that were originally given due to administrative burden of having to manage 4 regions at once and mild annoyance at the name out of kindness and practicality, have been largely ignored by the interdimensional community with nobody came forward to claim 0w0.
Due to the callousness to affairs of other region except for Zero, One and Negative human oversight, the Monarch have missed the anniversary of 0w0 and forgotten to retract the expired offer 2 months prior. Today, is the day the offer to reclaim 0w0 is permanently annulled and any future offers to reclaim the region will be ignored and thrown into the void. As the offer expired, the Monarch is now represented with three options for the fate of 0w0:
1. Get rid of it and let a random region refounder to turn it into a desolate wasteland.
2. Kindly offer it to random furry/weeb so they can do whatever goddamned degenerate their normal activities in there.
3. Formally integrate it into Zero and increase the administrative burden of the Monarch.
The Monarch have reluctantly decided to choose the Third Option, hereby, to safeguard it against potential act of cruelty from outside the Second Zero Sovereignty jurisdictions. From now on, 0w0 are to be renamed to 0w0 Dominion, which will be viewed as a formal component of Zero. The 0w0 Dominion will be used as a refugee camp and a cemetery for the Second Zero Sovereignty and all of its components.
Hjer Kanaya!
Post by Abolished Reality suppressed by 0 Founder.
Hey, 0 Founder. You know... you are the one who are supposed to post these messages right... NOT ME YOU LAZY IRRESPONSIBLE IDIOT!
Post by 0 Founder suppressed by Abolished Reality.
Shut up, you braindead moron. The Plan Ottoman aren't supposed to happen this early. Especially NOT due to your own stupidity! It's not even a year yet and the Zero Sovereignty already fallen... ONCE!
Now... let me have my beauty sleep.
Condemned to 0w0 for 1 day.
Darkness
Partially Not Canon | 26/4/2024 Interdimensional Year
"Remain calm.
The Egataristat still prevails.
The Second Zero Sovereignty still prevails.
The Monarch and the Aui'taka are safe.
Zero world map are taken down for a major update.
WA report of the Stat'Ona are saved.
One card economy rose greater than ever.
The Peoples Distributer card reserve is working as usual.
MV of Abolished Reality treasury steadily grows.
Saying otherwise is a great treason against the Monarch.
The Monarch have nothing more to say about this.
Touch grass.
Hjer Kanaya."
Addressing of the "Apocalypse"
Partially Not Canon | 26/4/2024 Interdimensional Year
Due to the widespread panic among the Kazuoxstaters, the Theriya I have urged the people to dismiss the heretical and paganistic false information of "incoming apocalypse" circulating from various social platforms in the kazizthem.
The Monarch have made a speech about the matter: "There is no so-called 'incoming apocalypse'. The event is called the "totality", it is a natural phenomenon where sun and moon are perfectly aligned, blocking the sun and temporarily setting our world in complete darkness. Totality is completely natural, as Ona intended.
Lastly... please don't look at it, you will blind yourself directly looking at the sun."
An infomercial video about the detail of Totality created by Bibleotech are played after Theriya I ended her speech.
Darkness.pt2
Partially Not Canon | 30/4/2024 Interdimensional Year
Below is the concrete evidence gathered from other dimension stating that there was nothing happened last week. Everything else is a heretic and sinners propaganda.
(Cool dispatch talking about nothing. Pinned)
If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
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15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website out of this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
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