The Free Land of Amare Homines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Liberator Populi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.05 billion Amare Hominesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertas. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Amare Hominesian economy, worth 100 trillion Bit Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,018 Bit Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amare Homines's national animal is the Ethiopian amphibious rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Amare Homines is ranked 261,578^th in the world and 30^th in Valaryia for Most Patriotic, with 1.18 flags saluted per person per day.