The Empire of Karlsland Koenigreich is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 245 million Karlslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The Karlslandic economy, worth 12.1 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,572 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karlsland Koenigreich's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Karlsland Koenigreich is ranked 82,022^nd in the world and 209^th in Vibonia for Safest, scoring 90.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.