The Democratic Empire of Slythoria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ramsey Walker with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.097 billion Slythorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Costera-Slythoria Ciudad de Capital. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slythorian economy, worth 428 trillion Golden Collies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 138,240 Golden Collies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slythoria's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Slythorian Catholic Christianity.

Slythoria is ranked 49,546^th in the world and 3^rd in United Union of States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,972.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.