The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad AA2 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.486 billion J o Jian Capture Squad AA2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad AA2ian economy, worth 386 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,547 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad AA2's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad AA2 is ranked 274,159^th in the world and 1^st in Traveling Wilburys for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.