The The 3rd Ondolion Empire of The West Ondoles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Brain Ondoles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.592 billion West Ondolesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Westworth. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The West Ondolesian economy, worth 78.4 trillion Ondollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,229 Ondollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, The West Ondoles has designated Fort Westworth as its capital city, Brain Ondoles has just been declared ruler of The West Ondoles in an international press conference, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The West Ondoles's national animal is the Ondird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The West Ondoles is ranked 105,516^th in the world and 1^st in The Ondoles Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,182.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.