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Most Patriotic: 883rdMost Devout: 1,420thLowest Crime Rates: 1,807th
The Holy Ka'Narlistite Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
All hail Lolth
Emperor Ka'Narlist
Influence
Eminence Grise
Gendarmerie
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tarjan Tribe

Population3.068 billion

CapitalAtorrnash
LeaderEmperor Ka'Narlist
FaithLolthism

CurrencyKa'Narlistite coin
AnimalLolth Spiderling

The Holy Ka'Narlistite Empire of Tarjan Tribe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Ka'Narlist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.068 billion Ka'Narlistites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atorrnash. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drow economy, worth 612 trillion Ka'Narlistite coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,581 Ka'Narlistite coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police insist that racism does not exist, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, baby strollers have occupier-operated side-mounted machine guns, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Tarjan Tribe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarjan Tribe's national animal is the Lolth Spiderling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolthism.

Tarjan Tribe is ranked 52,554th in the world and 4th in True Hydra Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,117.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 883rdMost Devout: 1,420thLowest Crime Rates: 1,807thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,771stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,060thLargest Governments: 3,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,411thHealthiest Citizens: 3,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,514thMost Armed: 3,723rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,424thMost Developed: 5,448thMost Cultured: 5,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,279thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,420thMost Efficient Economies: 6,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,657thHighest Food Quality: 8,959thSmartest Citizens: 9,113thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,288thHighest Average Incomes: 10,440thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,719thMost Authoritarian: 13,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,943rdBest Weather: 14,145thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,625thMost Inclusive: 22,184thMost Conservative: 25,156th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, Max Barry is this year's Miss Tarjan Tribe.
  • : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, baby strollers have occupier-operated side-mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Tarjan Tribe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Best Weather and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
  • : Tarjan Tribe was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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