Population | 3.068 billion |
Capital | Atorrnash |
Leader | Emperor Ka'Narlist |
Faith | Lolthism |
Currency | Ka'Narlistite coin |
Animal | Lolth Spiderling |
The Holy Ka'Narlistite Empire of Tarjan Tribe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Ka'Narlist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.068 billion Ka'Narlistites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atorrnash. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Drow economy, worth 612 trillion Ka'Narlistite coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,581 Ka'Narlistite coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The police insist that racism does not exist, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, baby strollers have occupier-operated side-mounted machine guns, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Tarjan Tribe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarjan Tribe's national animal is the Lolth Spiderling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolthism.
Tarjan Tribe is ranked 52,554th in the world and 4th in True Hydra Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,117.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, Max Barry is this year's Miss Tarjan Tribe.
- : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, baby strollers have occupier-operated side-mounted machine guns.
- : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Tarjan Tribe lodged a message on the True Hydra Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, the police insist that racism does not exist.
- : Tarjan Tribe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Best Weather and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Tarjan Tribe, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
- : Tarjan Tribe was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".