The Great Advanced Utopia of Jdjdjd is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Honorable Bart Simpson with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.618 billion Jdjdjdians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jdjdjd City. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jdjdjdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,715 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and sex-ed is child's play. Crime is totally unknown. Jdjdjd's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Jdjdjd is ranked 17,117^th in the world and 45^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,681.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.