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Iym winterless

Drystar wrote:I’ve had 3 days off in four weeks, and everyone is an idiot on occasion, that’s what makes us human. Now take that stick out, unbend a little, and let people be people. I get your support for your religion, but you’ll find most people don’t care one way or another here. I wouldn’t care if you worshiped a grape popsicle, though everyone knows root beer is better.

Blasphemy! Arnold Palmers will always be the best cold beverage!

Drystar, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

Lily pad nation

Iym winterless wrote:Blasphemy! Arnold Palmers will always be the best cold beverage!

Have you tried a cold glass of the Milky Way? Nothing like devouring the essence of a galaxy.

Drystar, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, The Filippinas, and 3 othersProctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Iym winterless

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Lily pad nation wrote:Have you tried a cold glass of the Milky Way? Nothing like devouring the essence of a galaxy.

Fun Fact: The Sun's surface temperature is 6,000 degrees C/15,000,000 degrees F.

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Lily pad nation, The Filippinas, and 3 othersFihami, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Fun Fact: The Sun's surface temperature is 6,000 degrees C/15,000,000 degrees F.

It's a searing hot glass of the milky way, then

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers

Lily pad nation

Fihami wrote:It's a searing hot glass of the milky way, then

Space’s average temperature is -270 degrees Celsius, but what’s a little cold drink without little dots of spice anyways?

Drystar, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, The Filippinas, and 3 othersFihami, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

The sakhalinsk empire

Linguiniland wrote:*Puts on a pair of disposable gloves and pats you on the head and stuffs a marshmallow in your mouth*

Greetings sir or ma'am. Have you heard of our Goddess and Tormentor Auphelia?

The Golden Cannoli of Origin

(1)In the beginning there was only the great Auphelia and she looked out upon the nothingness and thought to herself well this is boring. (2)The great Auphelia uncurled her tentacles and from within them sprang forth three beings for her to torment: (3)The Fox, The Dragon, and The Dog. (4)Auphelia saw these three play things and smiled as she began to devour her creations because it was fun, and she was hungry. (5)The Dog sensing his imminent destruction begged his creator not to devour him because he was small and instead to devour the large scaly thing that would surely challenge the Goddess for power.

(6)The Dragon unaware of the destruction that was about to befall her had set about wrapping her coils around The Fox, because he was small and frail, yet she was so large and strong. (7)Seeing the gaping maw of the great Auphelia blot out all of existence the Fox, yelped in terror that he and the Dragon not be devoured by the goddess for they would give her heart burn and get fur and scales stuck between her many rows of teeth. (8)Enraged that her creations would not do her bidding the great Auphelia stretched her tentacles wide and flung the Fox, the Dragon, and the Dog far from her. (9)Everywhere her many tentacles stretched existence sprung forth until the entirety of The South Pacific blossomed under her form. (10)Annoyed by her playthings the goddess slumbered.

(11)Fearful that the great Auphelia would seek to wreak havoc upon them the Dragon, grasped a small piece of the goddess in her claws as she fell and set it ablaze with her fire so that she may keep watch for the goddess in case of her return. (12)Sensing the warmth of the miniscule light, the great Auphelia increased it in glorious size so that it would keep her warm. (13)Knowing that the Dragon wanted the light badly, the great Auphelia cast the light far above her out of the Dragons reach.

(14)Seeing the Dragon cry in terror that the light she had made was taken from her the Fox, began to bind some of his fur together, and with a tear from the Dragon, he created a smaller silver ball that reflected some of the warmth from the great light upon the Dragon. (15)Seeing the joy that this caused the Dragon the great Auphelia took the silver ball and cast it too into the sky far above but in the opposite direction of the great light. (16)The great Auphelia then stretched out with her tentacles and grasped the Fox and the Dragon and with such force cast them into their own creations. (17)Banishing them to be forever apart. (18)The Dog seeing the Dragon and The Fox crying in desperation at their sudden abandonment and imminent solitary confinement set about a plan. (19)Catching the large ball of light in its mouth the Dog flung it over his shoulder so that it would travel around the great Auphelia and the land she had created below her. (20)The Dog then retrieved the smaller silver ball and tossed it over his other shoulder with an even greater force so that it would travel around the great Auphelia in the opposite direction. (21)This guaranteed that the Fox and the Dragon, though separated, would still be able to meet at least twice a day as they traveled around the great Auphelia.

(22)Seeing that her fun had been interrupted by the Dog the great Auphelia said Bad Doggie as her tentacle smashed into the Dog and he fractured the land upon which he landed. (23)Pain overcame the Dog and he began to cry tear of heart felt hurt. (24)His tears filled up the cracks between the lands and formed the great seas and oceans that separate the great lands of The South Pacific. (25)When the great Auphelia looked over what was created with the land and seas below and the sun and moon above, she smiled that it was good. (26)Content in her grandeur and creation the great Auphelia retracted her tentacles and slumbered once again.

Read factbook

You reminded me of the time I turned Auphelianism into a Abrahamic religion...

Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless

Lily pad nation wrote:Have you tried a cold glass of the Milky Way? Nothing like devouring the essence of a galaxy.

*ahem*

Mcdonal shamrok shaek

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Thank you, Amerion, for this totally gnarly and supes informative dispatch. It's most assuredly down and dirty with the youths! Rock on! It's the hippest thing since Lily pad nation and 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 invented that one thing that did the something or other. #OYLO

I was definitely pro-coronavirus before reading it, but you certainly managed to turn me around! Totally radical! Someone had better get a test ready, because I'm about to lay down some sick beats. Drystar, hit it!

My name is Auphelia and I'm here to say
Don't get sick is what I'm hear to say
I'm rapping, spitting out rhymes so cool,
But I am also wrapping my hands in gloves and not spitting because that too is cool.
I'm the queen of rap,
Zippity zoopity zap,
That's the end of this,
So now here's a rhyme!

When I say "social", you say "distancing"!
Social!
. . .
Social!
. . .
Social!
. . .

Word!

Rock on, home skillet!

Link

COVID-19 — also referred to as Coronavirus disease in the media — is a strain of the virus, severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2, and is currently present in over 180 countries and territories.

Coronaviruses are a large family of viruses which can infect both humans and animals. They can range from the common flu to more serious illnesses and in recent years have been the cause of major outbreaks like the severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and the Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS).

Compared to SARS, COVID-19 appears to be highly transmissible as most cases are mild and resemble a cold. The symptoms of COVID-19 include a cough, fever and shortness of breath (more details are provided in the FAQ below).

If you would like to learn more, you can view an informational YouTube video from John Hopkins Medicine Linkhere, or visit the websites listed below.

The LinkWorld Health Organisation recommends the following:

Wash your hands frequently

Regularly and thoroughly clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water.

Why? Washing your hands with soap and water or using alcohol-based hand rub kills viruses that may be on your hands.

Maintain social distancing

Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.

Why? When someone coughs or sneezes they spray small liquid droplets from their nose or mouth which may contain virus. If you are too close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the COVID-19 virus if the person coughing has the disease.

Avoid touching eyes, nose and mouth

Why? Hands touch many surfaces and can pick up viruses. Once contaminated, hands can transfer the virus to your eyes, nose or mouth. From there, the virus can enter your body and can make you sick.

Practice respiratory hygiene

Make sure you, and the people around you, follow good respiratory hygiene. This means covering your mouth and nose with your bent elbow or tissue when you cough or sneeze. Then dispose of the used tissue immediately.

Why? Droplets spread virus. By following good respiratory hygiene you protect the people around you from viruses such as cold, flu and COVID-19.

If you have fever, cough and difficulty breathing, seek medical care early

Stay home if you feel unwell. If you have a fever, cough and difficulty breathing, seek medical attention and call in advance. Follow the directions of your local health authority.

Why? National and local authorities will have the most up to date information on the situation in your area. Calling in advance will allow your health care provider to quickly direct you to the right health facility. This will also protect you and help prevent spread of viruses and other infections.

Stay informed and follow advice given by your healthcare provider

Stay informed on the latest developments about COVID-19. Follow advice given by your healthcare provider, your national and local public health authority or your employer on how to protect yourself and others from COVID-19.

Why? National and local authorities will have the most up to date information on whether COVID-19 is spreading in your area. They are best placed to advise on what people in your area should be doing to protect themselves.


Source: World Health Organisation (2020). Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) advice for the public. Retrieved from https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public.


Source: Maragakis, L. L. (2020). Coronavirus at a Glance: Infographic. Retrieved from https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/coronavirus-facts-infographic.

In an uncertain period which may of us find ourselves in, it is understandable that we should seek out more information. It is important to note, however, that not everything we read online, hear from our friends, or gather from the grapevine will be true.

You should exercise responsible research habits and ensure that:
(1) the information is from a reputable organisation (such as a regional or national newspaper or your country's health authorities);
(2) the author is an authoritative source (i.e. they hold an advanced degree in public health, epidemiology, or a related field);
(3) or, in the case that they lack the proper credentials, you should do more research to verify their claims from more reliable sources before accepting their advice.

The following information is from the LinkWorld Health Organisation Myth buster webpage and has been reproduced here for your convenience. This selection of myths and facts are limited and it is recommended that you visit their Linksite for the full version.

Myth — COVID-19 virus cannot be transmitted in areas with hot and humid climates

Fact — From the evidence so far, the COVID-19 virus can be transmitted in ALL AREAS, including areas with hot and humid weather. Regardless of climate, adopt protective measures if you live in, or travel to an area reporting COVID-19. The best way to protect yourself against COVID-19 is by frequently cleaning your hands. By doing this you eliminate viruses that may be on your hands and avoid infection that could occur by then touching your eyes, mouth, and nose.

Myth — Cold weather and snow can kill the new coronavirus.

Fact — There is no reason to believe that cold weather can kill the new coronavirus or other diseases. The normal human body temperature remains around 36.5°C to 37°C, regardless of the external temperature or weather. The most effective way to protect yourself against the new coronavirus is by frequently cleaning your hands with alcohol-based hand rub or washing them with soap and water.

Myth — Taking a hot bath will prevent the new coronavirus disease

Fact — Taking a hot bath will not prevent you from catching COVID-19. Your normal body temperature remains around 36.5°C to 37°C, regardless of the temperature of your bath or shower. Actually, taking a hot bath with extremely hot water can be harmful, as it can burn you. The best way to protect yourself against COVID-19 is by frequently cleaning your hands. By doing this you eliminate viruses that may be on your hands and avoid infection that coud occur by then touching your eyes, mouth, and nose.

Myth — The new coronavirus can be transmitted through mosquito bites.

Fact — To date there has been no information nor evidence to suggest that the new coronavirus could be transmitted by mosquitoes. The new coronavirus is a respiratory virus which spreads primarily through droplets generated when an infected person coughs or sneezes, or through droplets of saliva or discharge from the nose. To protect yourself, clean your hands frequently with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water. Also, avoid close contact with anyone who is coughing and sneezing.

Myth — Hand dryers are effective in killing the new coronavirus.

Fact — No. Hand dryers are not effective in killing the 2019-nCoV. To protect yourself against the new coronavirus, you should frequently clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water. Once your hands are cleaned, you should dry them thoroughly by using paper towels or a warm air dryer.


Source: World Health Organisation (2020). Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) advice for the public: Myth busters. Retrieved from https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public/myth-busters.

The following information is from the LinkWorld Health Organisation Q&A and has been reproduced here for your convenience. For a more exhaustive F&Q, please visit their Linkwebsite

What are the symptoms of COVID-19?

The most common symptoms of COVID-19 are fever, dry cough, and tiredness. Other symptoms that are less common and may affect some patients include aches and pains, nasal congestion, headache, conjunctivitis, sore throat, diarrhea, loss of taste or smell or a rash on skin or discoloration of fingers or toes. These symptoms are usually mild and begin gradually. Some people become infected but only have very mild symptoms.

Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing hospital treatment. Around 1 out of every 5 people who gets COVID-19 becomes seriously ill and develops difficulty breathing. Older people, and those with underlying medical problems like high blood pressure, heart and lung problems, diabetes, or cancer, are at higher risk of developing serious illness. However, anyone can catch COVID-19 and become seriously ill. People of all ages who experience fever and/or cough associated with difficulty breathing/shortness of breath, chest pain/pressure, or loss of speech or movement should seek medical attention immediately. If possible, it is recommended to call the health care provider or facility first, so the patient can be directed to the right clinic.

What should I do if I have COVID-19 symptoms and when should I seek medical care?

If you have minor symptoms, such as a slight cough or a mild fever, there is generally no need to seek medical care. Stay at home, self-isolate and monitor your symptoms. Follow national guidance on self-isolation.

However, if you live in an area with malaria or dengue fever it is important that you do not ignore symptoms of fever. Seek medical help. When you attend the health facility wear a mask if possible, keep at least 1 metre distance from other people and do not touch surfaces with your hands. If it is a child who is sick help the child stick to this advice.

Seek immediate medical care if you have difficulty breathing or pain/pressure in the chest. If possible, call your health care provider in advance, so he/she can direct you to the right health facility.

Should I wear a mask to protect myself?

Masks should be used as part of a comprehensive strategy of measures to suppress transmission and save lives; the use of a mask alone is not sufficient to provide an adequate level of protection against COVID-19. You should also maintain a minimum physical distance of at least 1 metre from others, frequently clean your hands and avoid touching your face and mask.

Medical masks can protect people wearing the mask from getting infected, as well as can prevent those who have symptoms from spreading them. WHO recommends the following groups use medical masks.

Health workers
Anyone with symptoms suggestive of COVID-19, including people with mild symptoms
People caring for suspect or confirmed cases of COVID-19 outside of health facilities

Medical masks are also recommended for these at-risk people, when they are in areas of widespread transmission and they cannot guarantee a distance of at least 1 metre from others:

People aged 60 or over
People of any age with underlying health conditions

Non-medical, fabric masks are being used by many people in public areas, but there has been limited evidence on their effectiveness and WHO does not recommend their widespread use among the public for control of COVID-19. However, for areas of widespread transmission, with limited capacity for implementing control measures and especially in settings where physical distancing of at least 1 metre is not possible – such as on public transport, in shops or in other confined or crowded environments – WHO advises governments to encourage the general public to use non-medical fabric masks.

How can we protect others and ourselves if we don't know who is infected?

Practicing hand and respiratory hygiene is important at ALL times and is the best way to protect others and yourself.

When possible maintain at least a 1 meter distance between yourself and others. This is especially important if you are standing by someone who is coughing or sneezing. Since some infected persons may not yet be exhibiting symptoms or their symptoms may be mild, maintaining a physical distance with everyone is a good idea if you are in an area where COVID-19 is circulating.


Link

There are a number of country/region-specific websites listed below. This list is not exhaustive and if your country or region is not provided below, it is highly recommended that you independently search for it as it will contain useful information and guidance.

Australia LinkDepartment of Health
Austria LinkFederal Ministry of Labour, Social Affairs and Consumer Protection
Canada LinkPublic Health Agency of Canada
Czech Republic LinkMinistry of Health
Denmark LinkMinistry of Health
European Union LinkEuropean Centre for Disease Prevention and Control
Finland LinkMinistry of Social Affairs and Health
France LinkMinistry of Health
Germany LinkFederal Centre for Health Education | LinkRobert Koch Institute (federal government agency responsible for disease control and prevention) | LinkInformation index
Indonesia LinkMinistry of Health
Japan LinkMinistry of Health, Labour and Welfare
Malaysia LinkMinistry of Health
Singapore LinkMinistry of Health
South Korea LinkMinistry of Health and Welfare
Switzerland LinkFederal Office of Public Health
United Kingdom LinkNational Health Service
United States LinkCenters for Disease Control and Prevention

Additionally, there are numerous resources which are a good starting point if you wish to understand this pandemic better:

Academic Institutions & Medical Journals:
Elsevier LinkNovel Coronavirus Information Center
John Hopkins University LinkCenter for Systems Science and Engineering (COVID-19 tracking)
The Lancet LinkCOVID-19 Resource Centre
The New England Journal of Medicine LinkCOVID-19 webpage

International Organisations:
World Health Organisation ( LinkAdvisory Information | LinkOverview | LinkQuestion & Answer )

News Sources:
Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) (Australia) LinkCoverage on Coronavirus outbreak
BBC (United Kingdom) LinkCoronavirus pandemic explainers
Channel News Asia (Singapore) LinkLatest news on COVID-19
DW (Germany) LinkCOVID-19 news coverage
Foreign Affairs (United States) LinkCoverage of Coronavirus
France 24 (France) LinkCOVID-19 news coverage
Guardian (United Kingdom) LinkCOVID-19 news coverage
New York Times (United States) LinkCOVID-19 news coverage
South China Morning Post (Hong Kong) LinkCoverage on Coronavirus outbreak

Other [Note: Read with Caution as author(s) are not authoritative sources]:
Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell LinkYouTube video 'The Coronavirus Explained & What You Should Do'
Tomas Pueyo LinkMedium opinion piece

If there are any resources you think should be added, please do feel free to telegram Amerion and it may be included in this dispatch.

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Amerion, Tadreodal, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, and 8 othersSouth Caleblan, Lily pad nation, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, and Melicorium

Melicorium wrote:good morning TSP!

I hate how Economy and Income Equality are programmed to go completely opposite ways. Just why?

That's why I dont use NS stats

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherMelicorium

Playing pianos filled with flames

I voted first, where's my cookie?

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

La rio de la plaza

Hi I'm President apana of La Rio De La Plaza I'm new to nation states so any help will be appreciated thanks

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Playing pianos filled with flames wrote:I voted first, where's my cookie?

I voted first on one a few polls ago, where's mine?

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherPlaying pianos filled with flames

Playing pianos filled with flames

Tadreodal wrote:I voted first on one a few polls ago, where's mine?

We must rise up against this oppression and tyranny!

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless

Ah yes, the song.

*ahem*

The Devil went down to Walmart,
He was lookin’ for a roll to steal...
He was in a bind, clenchin’ his behind,
And was willin’ to make a deal.
He saw this young man buyin’ a bunch of Charmin
And buyin’ it hot,
And the Devil jumped up on the bagging aisle and said
“Boy let me tell you what.
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I need toilet paper too.
And if you’d care,
To take a dare,
I’ll make a trade with you!
Now you’re buying some pretty good rolls boy,
But give the Devil his due...
I’ll trade ya a fiddle o’ gold
For those old rolls
‘Cause I need them more than you.”

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless wrote:We do not bother trying to depict God as an actual being, save for Jesus Christ. Some imagine God as just pure light, or something simply incomprehensible. What you’re thinking of is just the art, and art doesn’t represent Christianity.

AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Steampunk engineers, and Iym winterless

Iym winterless

Proctethia wrote:AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.

Ah, yes. The one that no one really pays any attention to.

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherKompir

Bear connors paradiso

It'd be funny if there was a poll "What are you doing for Easter?", but all of the options were "social distancing"

get back 2 meters satan

Aidenfieeld, Abarri, The sakhalinsk empire, South Caleblan, and 3 othersProctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Kompir

[joke goes here]

Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, and Melicorium

Linguiniland wrote:*Dashes quickly through the door and starts tossing individually packaged marshmallows about the room. Sees The Solar System Scope and Si-topia not maintaining safe social distancing practices and gasps in horror. Quickly grabs TSSS while spraying Si with an aerosol can of Lysol™. After tossing the empty can at Si, just for good measure, upends a jug of Purell™ on TSSS and then seals him in a vacuum sealed storage bag before returning him to Si. Douses the pair again with another two cans of Lysol while admonishing the pair for tying to kill poor Drystar and Volaworand who are "high risk" due to their advanced age.*

*suffocates*

Drystar, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, and 5 othersThe sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Gfriendia, and Melicorium

Good morning, TSP!

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, and 3 othersProctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Erinor wrote:Good morning, TSP!

Good Morning, Erinor!

The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, and 2 othersSteampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Playing pianos filled with flames

Erinor wrote:Good morning, TSP!

Good Morning! Its 4:39am I should go to bed :')

The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, and 3 othersProctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

I got to play FFVII REMAKE last night and my life is now complete. :P

Seriously, though, it is awesome. I might have to change my pretitle...

The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Grimsby town, and 3 othersProctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Erinor wrote:I got to play FFVII REMAKE last night and my life is now complete. :P

Seriously, though, it is awesome. I might have to change my pretitle...

I got it yesterday, but I have not had the chance to play it yet since I am in the middle of Persona 5 Royal. 50 hours into that game and I am probably only half way through it.

The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, The sakhalinsk empire, Proctethia, and 2 othersSteampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Wheeeee! *Spins*

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