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Si-topia wrote:*shrug*
:p
O_O

Will flying potatoes be able to hurt you?

Auphelia wrote:Nope.

*shaves off your floof and feeds it to the flames of her Torture Labyrinth*

Nyuuuu

Si-topia wrote:Oh right.
*gathers up all your organs, skin, and floof and puts them in a bag*
Alright Auphelia, you've had your fun. I'm taking my sweetheart home now.
*scoops you up and gently flies back home*
Now, to get you back to normal.
*puts you in the Heal-O-Matic and dumps the contents of the bag on top of you and flips the switch*

Thank you!

Auphelia wrote:Yes!

*cackles as she finishes her work*

At last, it is complete!

*reveals TSSS as a six legged fox with rippling muscles, a glossy coat, pearly white teeth, cybernetic eyes, arm cannons, laser blasters, and a mechanical tail that doubles as a karaoke machine*

0_0
What have I become...

The Solar System Scope wrote:Thank you!
0_0
What have I become...

A beautiful marriage of creature and machine! *puts you on my shoulder*

The Solar System Scope and Liebstadt

The Solar System Scope wrote:0_0
What have I become...

*Spills tea*

The Solar System Scope wrote:0_0
What have I become...

A Fire Fox with cybernetic enhancements.

*presses a button and reveals the spine of flamethrowers on your back, which begin to spew flame in time to a song blaring out of your karaoke tail*

The Solar System Scope wrote:0_0
What have I become...

You're beautiful, TSSS! You should start an Instagram.

Auphelia wrote:A Fire Fox with cybernetic enhancements.

*presses a button and reveals the spine of flamethrowers on your back, which begin to spew flame in time to a song blaring out of your karaoke tail*

OOO! Toasty!

Concrete Slab wrote:A beautiful marriage of creature and machine! *puts you on my shoulder*

How... How large are you even?

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:*Spills tea*

Oh no!

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:You're beautiful, TSSS! You should start an Instagram.

Tee-hee...

Auphelia wrote:A Fire Fox with cybernetic enhancements.

*presses a button and reveals the spine of flamethrowers on your back, which begin to spew flame in time to a song blaring out of your karaoke tail*

AAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING

Si-topia, Auphelia, Concrete Slab, and Hanguk-Nippon

The Solar System Scope wrote:How... How large are you even? Oh no!
Tee-hee...
AAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING

Size of a normal person, but being mostly a machine gives me incredible strength! *scratches your chin*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Oh no!

Why did you have turn out like this....

*Picks up the cup and wipes it with a paper towel*

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Why did you have turn out like this....

*Picks up the cup and wipes it with a paper towel*

*bursts in* GHOSTBUSTERS! *sucks you into a vacuum*

Liebstadt

Concrete Slab wrote:Size of a normal person, but being mostly a machine gives me incredible strength! *scratches your chin*

*The jolly, chunky, Scandinavian man that I am is aghast at all of the human-rights violations that stand before him.*

The Solar System Scope wrote:AAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING

Wonderful things.

*tosses you into a pit of beetles who scream in agony as the circular motorised saws pop out of your shoulders and tear into them*

I don't just torture foxes, dragons, and humans in my Labyrinth.

Insects are terrible too.

Liebstadt wrote:*The jolly, chunky, Scandinavian man that I am is aghast at all of the human-rights violations that stand before him.*

Blame TSSS and The Western Concrete Slabian Isles. I was a human before they destroyed my spine and let a building collapse onto me

Auphelia wrote:Wonderful things.

*tosses you into a pit of beetles who scream in agony as the circular motorised saws pop out of your shoulders and tear into them*

I don't just torture foxes, dragons, and humans in my Labyrinth.

Insects are terrible too.

Meh. I rate 2/5 stars, not enough torture.
*throws Definitely not nhc into the labyrinth*

Concrete Slab wrote:*bursts in* GHOSTBUSTERS! *sucks you into a vacuum*

*Takes out Mutli-Ammo Gun*

*Fires Hoverball shots into the vacuum*

*Breaks the vacuum*

Do you have something against ghost-yōkai?! Is this discrimination?!

Concrete Slab wrote:Blame TSSS and The Western Concrete Slabian Isles. I was a human before they destroyed my spine and let a building collapse onto me

Ok that's accepta-
*peers into post*
Western Concrete Slabian
CONCRETE SLABIAN?

Right! Time for bed and conceding that the working week must start all over again (and be six days long again and maybe contain at least one thing I'm dreading). ;_;

Goodnight, TSP! Try to keep the murderous noise to a bare minimum whilst I'm asleep, eh?

*hands out slow poisons, silencers and muffling cloths*

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:*Takes out Mutli-Ammo Gun*

*Fires Hoverball shots into the vacuum*

*Breaks the vacuum*

Do you have something against ghost-yōkai?! Is this discrimination?!

Well, no. Just a ghostbuster. It's an honest living.

Liebstadt wrote:Ok that's accepta-
*peers into post*
Western Concrete Slabian
CONCRETE SLABIAN?

?? What's wrong?

Erinor wrote:Right! Time for bed and conceding that the working week must start all over again (and be six days long again and maybe contain at least one thing I'm dreading). ;_;

Goodnight, TSP! Try to keep the murderous noise to a bare minimum whilst I'm asleep, eh?

*hands out slow poisons, silencers and muffling cloths*

Sleep tight!
*tries to keep this weaponised body under control*

Concrete Slab wrote:Size of a normal person, but being mostly a machine gives me incredible strength! *scratches your chin*

*purrs*

Auphelia wrote:Wonderful things.

*tosses you into a pit of beetles who scream in agony as the circular motorised saws pop out of your shoulders and tear into them*

I don't just torture foxes, dragons, and humans in my Labyrinth.

Insects are terrible too.

AAAAAAAAA HOW DO I CONTROL THESE

Auphelia, Concrete Slab, Hanguk-Nippon, and Liebstadt

The Solar System Scope wrote:Thank you!
0_0
What have I become...

Sweetheart? Are you okay??

Post self-deleted by Liebstadt.

The Solar System Scope wrote:Sleep tight!
*tries to keep this weaponised body under control*
*purrs*
AAAAAAAAA HOW DO I CONTROL THESE

*scratches ur belly* Whooooo's a good fox?

Si-topia wrote:Sweetheart? Are you okay??

DEFINE OK
*panics as my modifications go awry*

Si-topia, Auphelia, Concrete Slab, and Hanguk-Nippon

Si-topia wrote:Sweetheart? Are you okay??

If you need to ask that then you are unsure of the answer, therefore you are freaking blind.
*prepares dragon hunting equipment*

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