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Garfield is always watching
Yeah sure go ahead
Ah, yes Garfield stares at me while I sleep, during school, and when I look into the abyss of my place, my soul. He looks into my soul as like my body isn't here. I stare into fear as he approach me, I suddenly wake up to find it was a dream, but yet, he stalks me and everyone I am with or who I see.
Volaworand and Petea
Garfield sees all
Petea and Ammmericaaaa
(Read the edit)
My life was suddenly gone when he stares.
All our parties except the Monarchist are busy removing the monarch. You could vote for AKDF as they are democratic going for civil rights.
The elections will end on 10th May.
god dammit i accidentally over-smoked. I just wanted to sleep.
time to doomscroll NSF for an hour, i guess. angry. >:
All Hail Garfield!
Obedient nations get rewarded
You shall be given the Sword of Great Garfield. Use it to spread the glory of Garfield and his will!
Garfieldism, you again. Long time no see, hey can I borrow like 20 bucks. I gotta buy some random stuff from Amazon. Hey, what are you doing with him?
Howdy comrades!
So Garfield is now a communist? Hmm 🤔 interesting.....
Mine was "For the King Proselyte and the Fatherland, URAA!"
I think I deciphered the lore from the videos.
So "baby gronk" is some sort of a football player. And he stole a mans named "Drip King" girlfriend ("Livvy"), got her name tattooed on his arm (etc.)
Which is why then there was speculation as to whether "Livvy" is leveraging her position as "Baby Gronks" new paramour for status...to further increase...her status.
This took me way too long and I'm afraid that the following "Gyatt" decryption will only take longer as zoomerspeak keeps developing its canon conlang.
New Tidal Force mission!
Time for a minor change in the mission. Not changing regions, but changing who we're endorsing.
Move your WA nation to: Realm of the Whispering Winds and remain there until further notice. (If you were already there, great! Keep it in there just a little longer.)
And endorse Jolx (if you're endorsing Xvraks, please remove your endorsement from them now.)
If you are interested in joining the Tidal Force, please send a telegram to Coordinator Eshialand.
More information here!
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Twice a day, NationStates updates, and delegates change all over the world. Some warriors appear only at the height of the battle. Like the tide, the SPSF Tidal Force flow to their target all through the day.
If you cant or dont want to update (the times - 12 AM and 12 PM EST - can be very inconvenient!), dont have time to learn the ins and outs of military gameplay, but still want to contribute to the South Pacific, then the Tidal Force is for you.
What does the SPSF Tidal Force do?
Washes away traces of raiders from native regions
Supports SPSF Update Force missions
Supports our allies when in need
You need only three things to sign up to the Tidal Force:
An email address, so you can join the World Assembly.
A nation in TSP. This is your main nation, and we will send orders to it.
A second nation, known as a puppet. If you dont already have one, click here to make one. This nation is the one you will use to participate on missions. All actions such as moving to other regions, endorsing nations, etc. in military operations will be performed using this nation. (You don't want the enemy to know your true identity, after all.) You will have to resign WA membership and admit on your puppet nation for Tidal Force missions, resulting in the temporary loss of endorsements on your main nation. Only sign up if you are willing to do this.
Finally, to apply, follow these steps:
If your main nation is admitted to the World Assembly, resign now.
Log in to your puppet nation, or create it if you have not done so already.
Go to the Settings page.
Add your email address into the E-mail box near the bottom of the Settings page (make sure this is the same e-mail address as on your main nation if you already have one).
Pick out one of our SPSF Flags from the folder and upload it as your puppet nation's flag!
Apply to join the World Assembly with your puppet nation.
Check your e-mail, and confirm your admittance into the World Assembly (applications should arrive in around a minute or less).
Join our Discord for further instructions and training
If you don't want to or can't join Discord, send a telegram to Eshialand or Pacific Shores that looks like this (example below):
Hello. I would like to join the SPSF Tidal Force.
My main nation is Witchcraft and Sorcery
My puppet nation is Switchcraft and Endorsery
Now what?
Whenever we have a mission, it will be made known to you via discord, this dispatch, and a post tagging your nation on the Regional Message Board. If there are no current orders, you may return to the region and endorse the Delegate and all members of the CRS. In general you can expect to be on missions most of the time - we aim for at least one new mission every day.
When you're given a mission, these are things you might be asked to do:
Move to a region - you'll be given a region link. Click on it and look for the "Move to this region" button.
Endorse a nation - scroll to the bottom of the nation page and click the endorse button. You can only do this if both nations are in the region.
Cross-endorse on a nation - click the endorse button. Check the list of other nations who have endorsed that nation, and endorse them too.
Cross-endorse in the region - look for other SPSF nations in the region and endorse them all. You should be able to recognise them by their SPSF flags.
If you become delegate, we expect you to treat the region with care and don't do anything you weren't told to! You might be asked to do these things:
Detag the region - this washes away the advertisements raiders have left on a region. We have a guide to this here: page=dispatch/id=1190714
Ban and eject a nation - go to the nation's page, scroll down to the bottom and click "Ban and eject". You may not have enough influence to ban the nation yet - don't worry, just wait another day for your influence to grow.
This is the SPSF Tidal Force roster!
Our Prime Minister Sporaltryus (ProfessorHenn) and Generals HumanSanity (HumanSanity) and Esfalsa (pronoun) will be happy to help!
yo wassup my homies
Hmm....Garfield, who murdered tupac?
Linked in that you can't be number 1 in both at the same time
Oh dear, the RMB looks dead.
*pokes the RMB with the handy TSP Stick of Poking*
Yep, it has died.
*lights a memorial candle*
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