The United Kingdom of Oceania-America is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister James Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.327 billion Oceanian-Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanian-American economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Oceanian-American Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 284,889 Oceanian-American Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Oceania-America's pristine beaches, being Prime Minister James Tremblay has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oceania-America's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Oceania-America.

Oceania-America is ranked 79,585^th in the world and 1,571^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,802.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.