The Federativnaya Respublik of Kliegme is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Alexei Boroshilov with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.507 billion Kliegmeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumiea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kliegmean economy, worth 709 trillion Grivnas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,490 Grivnas, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kliegme's national animal is the Mumei, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Church of Nanashi Mumei.

Kliegme is ranked 45,732^nd in the world and 2,550^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,223.27 on the Gilded Widget Scale.