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And you’re a pedant who’s only making themselves look worse.
I would just like to leave this here to clear any confusion. Nothing happened between April 14th and April 25th. There was no server Hamster Uprising.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
Thank You So Much To Everyone Who Has Pinned This Dispatch In Their Respective Regions!
Ebonhand of The South Pacific
Aivintis of The East Pacific
Saint Belmar II of Cardsia
Communist Lop card of Cult of Miku
Singaporen Wafflecracy of Wafflecracy
Japan and America of Tes Cubsur dominion
Neonian Imperium of Neonian Empire
Neo-Hermitius of The Universal Union
Alex Asteorra of Alex
Jacose of Novarus
Socialist Republic of Soviet Union of Land of Europa
Landbang Rkipo Islands of UEPU
Gorutimania of The Imperial Republican States
Republics of the Solar Union of A Milky Way
Billyabna of Spiritalia
-Lagene of Alvaro
PersonRevolution of Armies of the World
Starulinska of Wellester United
West Nichibotsu of Council of Asia
Lillies of Iris
Dharmasya of The United Mapgame Nations
Chinchilla Land of Genzic Lands
The former of regiens of Regional form
Saturning of Uranus Saturn
Bingo of Commonwealth Of Orange Nations
Manage Democracy of The Gran Republic
Vieinuu of Animal Nations Support Pact
Imperial Catorianis of The Global Elite
Legally Insane Shrimp of Every Body of Water
Lizgrad of Ocala Ejection Contest
Rotov of Norwegian forest cats street cats friend
SdSlayer Clone 1 of Is that a GD REFERENCE
Baharan of Northern Banten
Tanaa of Raj
Lethinia of Roses Without Thorns
British new arics takenctara of Unicode
Ostrovskiy of The Union of Democratic States
Azov steel 2022 of NATO 2022
Thinarport of illions Count 2024
Doforeia of The Heart Shaped Duck Pond
Lower iegeos habelan of Kingdom Federations
Kuratsala of Sub Pacific
Imperial Dhoutaland of Democratic Unity
Mind galeldonquangas of Jan Suskith
The Illenium of improper garrison si
Greater Romanian-Deutsch State of Alemannia
Yharon of Praeterea
Vyktoria of Itavran Sector
DEPRESSION AND ADHD of depressed kelso
Pachaenito of Where Germaniccat Rules
Two natons w of Two Natons W
Germanic Cat Embassy of new EPIC free lands to all NationStates
The Baby Nation of Neo Frontier Defense Pact
Alogiada-2 of A region
Nuevo Meshiko of Zemlya
Abolished Reality of Zero
New Temecula of Greater Temecula
Germanic Cat Embassy 2 of Computervirusfan
Germanic Cat Embassy 3 of Cats Free Region with Free Catnip
Empitast of The West Russia
Eclipseland of the republic of the moon
Kusaland of The United States Of Israel
Chimore of Chimore
Atkik Isles of Atkik Empire
Croissant Foudner of Croissant
Midnight Querria of Midnight Vale
Fuggersburg of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Oceanie Orientale of Unification Ottomane de Shura
Plan Neonie of Atlantiva
The Hurricane of The Great Storm
Susibaking of Shart
Ymeuura of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Delark of the region of ducks
Arvadia of Bozarkia
Kolatis of United Democratic Nations
Thank You All So Much For All Of Your Support! :D:D:D
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website out of this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 6th, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
Actually, I wanted to make a link to rickroll my first post, but I couldn’t copy the link.
It's the Lusophone. After him, he's getting away!
Rickrolling does seem to require a baseline of competency that you appear to lack.
Altasund and Strachostan
That's not any tallman. That's Big Man!
The Minister of Education in my region, if you look at his flag you understand
Can I make a call on Lusophone?
Even rickrolling, a typically brainrotting trick, requires a semblance of intellect
Mad Jack Is Rejected
So, what should I do?
And will you consult the mods about this?
Jellyfish are jawless :(
Rickroll unfunny
Very much
For one thing, it's not in your interest to do that. And this whole situation isn't reflecting wonderfully on you. You really should take a step back and reconsider why you were forum banned in the first place before trying to retaliate.
Also, guys, great job playing the quiet game for ten days! I'm so disappointed with 
Cyptopir for breaking the silence.
Post by Woodstockian National Junta suppressed by 
Bormiar.
Site went boom-boom, what’s new? lmao
You should stop acting like a child and be the bigger person.
Again, I doubt the mods would even want to associate with NSFest in the first place anyway. This is a non-issue.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
Dear Straight People,
Hey, I got me some questions you can answer me bro, why is you oppressing all of my people? Why you all pretending like you’re not eeeevillll??
-The Gay Community
*Trump’s morning routine continues, and he puts some pennies into his Piggy Bank, prays to his statue of Robert E Lee, and irons his American flag, hoping not to receive any more mail today. Melania tells him that he has a rally today, of which he needs to wash his white t-shirt for. He quickly throws it in the washer, and orders some McDonald’s.*
Uh-huh.
Hey, check out this awesome video about RoboCop!
https://r.mtdv.me/DvebsZn83X
Love you too, Bormiar <3 /j
Sory it did the double post thingy
Post by Bukhara Empire suppressed by Bormiar.
You love me? 😘
Post by Woodstockian National Junta suppressed by Bormiar.
I rate this a Trump/Trump
Bukhara Empire and Wonsen
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