The Power-Crazed Rules Lawyer of Bormiar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bormiar with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.145 billion citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delegateorgitopia. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bormiar economy, worth 699 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,770 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormiar's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kyorgism.

Bormiar is ranked 10,416^th in the world and 221^st in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.