The Vulgaria of Confederate Farmers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO princess Kyra with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.006 billion Confederate Americans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate Farmersian economy, worth a remarkable 5,781 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 339,987 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,322,394 per year while the poor average 59,765, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", wrongdoers cite 'mummy issues' as the reason for their delinquency, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Confederate Farmers's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederate Farmers is ranked 291,136^th in the world and 125^th in The Pangaean Union for Safest, scoring 2.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.