The The Third Empire of Yasanka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich von Hohenzollern 2 with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.579 billion JasankaLands have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hillina. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yasankan economy, worth 286 trillion Armelds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,126 Armelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Friedrich von Hohenzollern 2", new Yasankan taxis are fitted with server racks, and aides are afraid to ask if Friedrich von Hohenzollern 2 wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yasanka's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bosportism.

Yasanka is ranked 10,272^nd in the world and 637^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 120.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.