The Order of Voxum Mortalum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand Master with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.104 billion Mortalumians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkspace. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Voxum Mortalumian economy, worth a remarkable 7,804 trillion mortalias a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,331 mortalias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new hit series "Voxum Mortalum's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Voxum Mortalum's radio stations, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Voxum Mortalum's national animal is the Undead Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is immortalism.

Voxum Mortalum is ranked 290,990^th in the world and 714^th in The Wellspring for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -58.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.