The Grand Empire of Supreme Leader Hadrian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hadrian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.351 billion Hadrianists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capitol. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hadrianist economy, worth a remarkable 2,019 trillion Supreme Stickers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,068 Supreme Stickers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, it's all quiet on the western front, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supreme Leader Hadrian's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jahism.

Supreme Leader Hadrian is ranked 145,349^th in the world and 6,591^st in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.6 kickbacks per hour.